Taking the state seriously – Dave’s compilation of call center music for government departments
We all get annoyed with call center staff. None more so than those designated to represent the government when you call up to whinge on about the inherent inefficiencies and fallacies of the laissez-faire economic model. In alleviating the tension and stress that derives from such unpleasant dealings, I have proposed something that dwells on the lighter side of the issues at hand. Ladies, gentlemen, hermaphrodites, asexuals, transgendered persons and Grace Jones, I bring you, Dave’s compilation of call center music for government departments!
More stupid lists like this to come...
All Departments
Telephone Line – E.L.O.
Hanging On The Telephone – Blondie
Dicktaphone – Kevin Bloody Wilson
Tax Department
You Little Thief – Feargal Sharkey
The Mansion You Stole – Johnny Horton
That’s One You Owe Me – Johnny Cash
Find the Cost of Freedom – Crosby, Stills and Nash
Life is a Lemon and I Want My Money Back - Meatloaf
Social Welfare/Security Office
Money For Nothing – Dire Straits
Money, Money, Money – ABBA
Moneytalks – AC/DC
Everybody’s Money – Phoenix Foundation
Money – Pink Floyd
Money’s Too Tight To Mention – Simply Red
Take the Money and Run – Steve Miller Band
Health Department
They Killed Him – Bob Dylan
Wake Up Dead – Megadeth
Poison – Alice Cooper
Only the Good Die Young – Billy Joel
Thought I’d Died and Gone to Heaven – Bryan Adams
I (Just) Died in Your Arms – Cutting Crew
Live and Let Die – Guns ‘n Roses
Die With Your Boots On – Iron Maiden
Livin’ On A Prayer – Bon Jovi
Don’t Fear The Reaper – Blue Oyster Cult
My Mistake – Split Enz
To Live and Die in L.A. – 2 Pac
Justice
Got You By The Balls – AC/DC
…And Justice For All – Metallica
Caught With Your Pants Down – AC/DC
Busted – Johnny Cash
Antisocial – Anthrax
Dangerous Type – The Cars
Back of the Van - Ladyhawke
Immigration
Glad to See You Go – Ramones
Only When You Leave – Spandau Ballet
The Border – America
When the Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Going – Billy Ocean
You Ain’t Going Nowhere – Bob Dylan
Gotta Go Home – Boney M.
He’ll Have to Go – Bryan Ferry
More stupid lists like this to come...
All Departments
Telephone Line – E.L.O.
Hanging On The Telephone – Blondie
Dicktaphone – Kevin Bloody Wilson
Tax Department
You Little Thief – Feargal Sharkey
The Mansion You Stole – Johnny Horton
That’s One You Owe Me – Johnny Cash
Find the Cost of Freedom – Crosby, Stills and Nash
Life is a Lemon and I Want My Money Back - Meatloaf
Social Welfare/Security Office
Money For Nothing – Dire Straits
Money, Money, Money – ABBA
Moneytalks – AC/DC
Everybody’s Money – Phoenix Foundation
Money – Pink Floyd
Money’s Too Tight To Mention – Simply Red
Take the Money and Run – Steve Miller Band
Health Department
They Killed Him – Bob Dylan
Wake Up Dead – Megadeth
Poison – Alice Cooper
Only the Good Die Young – Billy Joel
Thought I’d Died and Gone to Heaven – Bryan Adams
I (Just) Died in Your Arms – Cutting Crew
Live and Let Die – Guns ‘n Roses
Die With Your Boots On – Iron Maiden
Livin’ On A Prayer – Bon Jovi
Don’t Fear The Reaper – Blue Oyster Cult
My Mistake – Split Enz
To Live and Die in L.A. – 2 Pac
Justice
Got You By The Balls – AC/DC
…And Justice For All – Metallica
Caught With Your Pants Down – AC/DC
Busted – Johnny Cash
Antisocial – Anthrax
Dangerous Type – The Cars
Back of the Van - Ladyhawke
Immigration
Glad to See You Go – Ramones
Only When You Leave – Spandau Ballet
The Border – America
When the Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Going – Billy Ocean
You Ain’t Going Nowhere – Bob Dylan
Gotta Go Home – Boney M.
He’ll Have to Go – Bryan Ferry
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